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Bush twins offer advice to Sasha, Malia Obama 

“So like, if it’s four AM and you need to get your munch on? The White House cook is totally cool… and like you can go bowling anytime? and omg WHERE did you get that scarf, it’s totally Fetch…  ttfn”
“Th-th-th-that’s all folks!”

“the bad news for the [press] pool is there’s 12 more balls.”

The new President’s a funny guy.
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