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Surete Du Quebec Conclude 2+2=4!

Elite SQ Squad crack 32-year-old cold case! What inspiration of investigative brilliance lead detectives to solve this complex crime? How did they manage to put all the pieces together THIRTY-TWO YEARS after the fact? Said a local town resident:

“We always said it was him who did it, and that he was lucky to get away with it”

Wa-wa-Waaaaaahhhhhhhh…

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Amid growing unrest, Olympic torch forced to make detour through East Oakland

Revised schedule includes stops through Darfur, Chernobyl, Sadr City and the Bermuda Triangle

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Shut Up and Act

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CBC to replace Radio Orchestra with Lethbridge Ladies Auxiliary Kazoo and Bubble Band

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Clinton says Obama remark put America in current recession; could force country to forfeit all summer Olympic medals.

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Petraeus Reveals Secret Weapon for Winning Iraq:




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It’s official, I am a member of the uncoolest club in America:

REO Speedwagon to Entertain at annual Government Finance Officers Association conference

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