Yer Mourning Newz
Surete Du Quebec Conclude 2+2=4!
Elite SQ Squad crack 32-year-old cold case! What inspiration of investigative brilliance lead detectives to solve this complex crime? How did they manage to put all the pieces together THIRTY-TWO YEARS after the fact? Said a local town resident:
“We always said it was him who did it, and that he was lucky to get away with it”
Wa-wa-Waaaaaahhhhhhhh…
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Amid growing unrest, Olympic torch forced to make detour through East Oakland
Revised schedule includes stops through Darfur, Chernobyl, Sadr City and the Bermuda Triangle
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CBC to replace Radio Orchestra with Lethbridge Ladies Auxiliary Kazoo and Bubble Band
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Petraeus Reveals Secret Weapon for Winning Iraq:
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It’s official, I am a member of the uncoolest club in America:
“REO Speedwagon to Entertain at annual Government Finance Officers Association conference “
