Oh Fiddle-dee-dee tell us something we haven’t intrinsically known for our entire lives
In fact, why not come clean: the wheels on the Mountie Musical Ride ran off long ago. Between this, recruitment problems, and the pension scandal the RCMP’s been running on steel and axle grease for years.
They make the CIA look like wonderkinds. They are the retards in red. The mounted men who couldn’t make a difference.
The few… the tarnished… Canada’s defenders of justice.
(pray you don’t have to rely on them)