Old Enough to Bleed
Lookee what my government gave me this 4th of July! You better believe that’s a custom invitation from Uncle Sam for 42-year-old John Allore to join the nation’s finest (It’s no mistake – in the new army geezers like me are fully qualified to take the fight over there.
And 40,000 simolions! That’s a lot of cabbage…That’ll buy a lot life insurance; I’d be foolish not to join!
And look! It gets better: I even get a free t-shirt.