This via Eric Muller at Is That Legal:
The body of a woman missing from Syracuse, New York since 1990 was found in a U-Haul storage unit in Cicero. Margaret Reome’s former boyfriend, George W. Geddes Jr. – who rented the storage unit under his own name and kept paying for it over the last 14 years! – is being held without bail.
Said District Attorney, William Fitzpatrick:
“I don’t think there’s anybody in law enforcement who would think a defendant would be that stupid to keep a dead body in a storage shed rented under his own name… Luckily, people like this keep us in business.”