and i found a place it’s dark and it’s rotted

I don’t know which is more pathetic; this story, or the fact that I still read the Gazette.

A “public-security officer” (whatever-the-hell that is) from Mascouche, Quebec was suspended for five days without pay for locking a man in the trunk of his patrol car.

Where’s Joe Pesci with that veal knife when you need him.

The man – apparently drunk and stinking of urine – was wrapped in plastic and driven home in the trunk. The officer didn’t want to anger his boss by stinking up the inside of the patrol car.

Sounds like a creative solution for me. I don’t see the problem. Oh right, the guy could have died. Forgot about that.